I can be superior, and I can be blunt
I can be horrible, and I can be corrupt
I can be anything I am and everything your not
Sometimes I’m miserable, sometimes I’m pitiful
Sometimes I’m naughty, sometimes I’m dreadful
Sometimes I’m just good-for-nothing, sometimes I’m bashful
I know I’m wonderful, influential, and unstoppable
I know I’m special, attractive, and manageable
But I’m also smart, exceptional, and capable
And, most importantly
I am me and I will always be... Me, Myself, and I